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  • From Bones To Moans: Mating Habits Of North American Cryptids: Vol 1 by E.M.Ashwood

    From Bones To Moans: Mating Habits Of North American Cryptids: Vol 1 by E.M.Ashwood

    From Bones To Moans: Mating Habits Of North American Cryptids: Vol 1 by E.M.Ashwood

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    If you like science and find yourself as one of those “STEM girlies” then you will love this story.

    Our FMC is quite the scientist and she shows us in her meticulous field notes. I suggest reading the field notes as they are humorous and get increasingly more on unhinged.

    There is a boyfriend (Brent) and you will hate him, a lot, and then laugh at him. He is the comic relief of the story. Every story needs one of those.

    Don’t worry it’s no cheating because she’s going to break up with him anyways…you decide.

    The FMC obviously follows the big foot for science purposes, duh! She didn’t know it would be a fated mates type of thing.

    There is also a language barrier if you’re into that trope. We are and love it ❤

    Also, this book does a good job of not leaving out how sore, raw, in need of some cooling water a vagina may be after a night with big foot. Still no word about if UTI’s are a thing maybe that’s in a different book.

    The book does have a HEA kind of ending, but also eludes to a book two with a maybe different cryptid.

  • Mushy Stuff by Lyra Lorne

    Mushy Stuff by Lyra Lorne

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    You will fall in love with the world of Lydia and Wold. Especially Wold, the guardian * heart eyes*

    When you think of mushrooms and glowing things we hope, like us, you think of Wold 🙂

    Wolds job is to protect the land from humans, but obviously fails when Lydia stumbles onto his land. He does show her what he does to humans *wink* JK only to her

    It has the makings of a monster romantasy, but doesn’t go deeper into the magic systems or the politics of the world and fae. Oh yeah, there are fae in this story and they’re the bad guys. We kind of like that.

    The spice is immediate so if you don’t like that then why are you reading monster romances? Go get therapy Cheryl and leave our monsters alone! He has a special eggplant, another reason why Cheryl needs to leave.

    The descriptive language of the world will leave you feeling as if you are part of their world or that you want to be part of it. We assume we live there now.

    There is even a bonus story, Knot Without My Mate

    Knot without my Mate a bonus story in Mushy Stuff by Lyra Lorne

    Which follows the story of two side characters from Mushy Stuff who we meet in the fae castle. Their story is a bit darker and centers around the theme of survivor and the trauma associated with being a sexual assault survivor.

    The bonus story does add to the main story line of Mushy Stuff as we see their lives intermingle in Knot without my Mate.

    Go get your copy and enjoy a romantic earthen monster romance

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  • Let Them Watch by E.V.Sauvage

    Let Them Watch by E.V.Sauvage

    Let Them Watch by E.V.Sauvage part of the Kinktober Series.

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    It’s Kinktober for a reason 🙂

    This one focuses on exhibitionism a little voyeurism and of course there’s some worshipping and praise…all the things we love for October *smirk*

    This is a human-alien romance so we’ve got a double peen situation, ribbed for her pleasure of course.

    The story is fantastic and feels like a novella that is part of a larger universe. Let’s hope there is more to come from this world 🙂

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    You can pre-order directly from the author E.V.Sauvage here

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  • Twi-Flight by Luna Cantrip

    Twi-Flight by Luna Cantrip

    Twi-Flight by Luna Cantrip part of the Ghostlight Falls series.

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    You will fall hard for chicken in this Hallmarkesque story.

    Ghostlight Falls is a small town, but there’s some drama in this story. Two men fight for one woman, well….towards the end they do.

    Alice, the chicken becomes your new bestfriend.

    You’ll also learn to confront your past and rebuild those wounds into a new bright future with your chicken mate…boyfriend…lover…chicken-man

    There is a special eggplant so you’ll need to read to find out what kind, but don’t worry it’s not too graphic. More on the beginner spice side. Suitable for your grandma who hasn’t seen a special eggplant

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    To see what other things Luna Cantrip has written or get a physical copy of Twi-Flight check out her website here

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  • Vixen on the Vine by Jillian Graves

    Vixen on the Vine by Jillian Graves

    Vixen on the Vine by Jillian Graves part of the Moist! Anthology short stories

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    If you think you love nature you’ve clearly never met Creature. This earthen monster LOVES nature.

    He also takes his job very seriously, which is to protect nature btw. So much so he made some some disrespectful humans paid the price for polluting.

    Its giving Luigi Mangioni

    The FMC is a witch and a very pent-up, frustrated type of witch. You know where I am going.

    Creature just reminds her what it means to let go and stress less. He also shows her the power she has inside of her.

    You know, like a true gentleman does.

    Also, Creature may or may not have a leaf eggplant along with his not leaf eggplant. Whose to say. I guess you gotta read it.

    Snag your copy of Moist! Anthology only on Amazon until October 2025

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  • Taking a Tumble by Clover Holloway

    Taking a Tumble by Clover Holloway

    Taking a Tumble by Clover Holloway part of the Ghostlight Falls series

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    If you need even more reason to visit Ghostlight Falls this story will seal the deal. Assuming you like cozy romances, of course.

    A demon with two eggplants

    An FMC who loves a good kink

    Big boy MMC who can dom in the sheets

    Both pierced everywhere for his and her pleasure

    Add in cozy erotica

    Best short story ever!

    This is a HEA story like, they end up getting married type HEA

    Don’t worry, you do not have to wait long for them to get naked. It’s almost instant with these two ❤

    His name is Arlo and we love him, as I knew we would.

    You can catch him and his red balloon at Ruff ‘N’ Tumble pet shop with Kaz and Tabi

    Preorder directly from Clover Holloway

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  • The Mer-Mate by Ellory Douglas

    The Mer-Mate by Ellory Douglas

    The Mer-Mate by Ellory Douglas

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    This is my first mermaid or rather merman story and boy do we need more of them. I wonder if all mermen stories have companion animals as well?

    This is a STEM heavy story with a 30+ FMC who is searching for her merman, though she doesn’t know that’s what she’s doing. The search takes place in Canada.

    She must choose between the land life or the sea. I can’t tell you which one, you’ll have to read it to find out.

    Interesting underwater breathing system that is both scientifically inaccurate (obviously) and also makes sense for the story.

    The author has stated this was inspired by Ruby Dixon’s Ice Planet Barbarians and so the smut be smutting.

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    Preorder from Ellory Douglas directly book out September 22nd

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  • Defined and Defiled by Elsie Le Plant

    Defined and Defiled by Elsie Le Plant

    Defined and Defiled by Elsie Le Plant is part of the Ghostlight Falls series

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    We’ve been calling it the “smutty pagemaster” story. Obviously the MMC is a book so you can see where we were going there. However, it turns out the spine is not where the face is and has other purposes * wink*

    The story centers on a teacher in Ghostlight Falls and the school there. We learn there is a ghost receptionist at the school, which makes sense.

    There are also a lot of puns and 90’s references and you’ll need to read the story to find out why.

    We learned there may be other uses for ribbon books marks and that you can in fact fly on a book.

    There is a mystery that needs to be solved and it kind of is. We obviously need there to be a book two to answer some of the other question that arise.

    Out September 24th

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  • Her Wonderful Wonder Belle by Sylvia Morrow

    Her Wonderful Wonder Belle by Sylvia Morrow

    Her Wonderful Wonder Belle by Sylvia Morrow is part of the Ghostlight Falls series

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    Did you ever eat that bubble gum that came in the baseball packaged paper? Big League Chew? Well, this story is like that bubble gum.

    It’s a F/F story as well as a human an a 2D human story? One of them is paper. It’s magic, you know how it goes. Also, the paper human is also made of bubble gum. It’s a whole thing, Bubbles.

    The underworld is associated with this story, but you’ll need to read it to find out how. It’s quite the twist.

    Oh, this isn’t a sports romance, but it has the theme of sports in it. If your here for the sentient object romance and magic stuff of Ghostlight Falls you’re in the right place.

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    Pre-Order your copy today form Sylvia Morrow here out September 29th

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  • Paper and Passion by Thea Masen

    Paper and Passion by Thea Masen

    Paper and Passion by Thea Masen part of the Ghostlight Falls stories

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    Sheety Stationary the store, really stole my breath away ❤ it’s a store that is alive. I love when it just gets up and walks around. Oh Sheety *swoon*

    This is an alien romance...well, it’s a thruple romance. There is breeding and there is eventually going to be a child. It’s part of the breeding.

    However, I learned these are different aliens from The Close Encounter of the Ghostlight Falls kind. These ones drove into town as opposed to crash landing into town.

    Tillie is the FMC and she is a hot mess. Her life has just kind of blown up on her and she could really use some help. So glad she found her well dressed and put together aliens to help her.

    We again get to meet new people of Ghostlight Falls and we get to see Mappy who seems like a nice guy who flirts with everyone and does pushups on the steps of the visitor center. Seems fine.

    Preorder your copy today. Out September 16th

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