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  • The Scottish Sphinx by B. P. Gilmore

    The Scottish Sphinx by B. P. Gilmore

    The Scottish Sphinx by B. P. Gilmore found in the anthology Moist! An Ode to Monster Romance and The World’s Most Hated Word

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    This is part of an anthology series called Moist! An Ode To Monster Romance and The World’s Most Hated Word which will no longer be available after October 2025.

    Snag your copy while you can 🙂

    I didn’t know I could fall in love with a Sphinx! Now I want one just not sure how I feel about the butt tattoo. Can we negotiate what it looks like or says?

    Fat appreciation! The FMC is fat and the sphinx loves to face sit 😉

    It’s also a fated bond/mates story with mind speaking. Kind of like romantasy, but 100% monster smut with those double dongs

    It’s a well written story you should all read and I am still trying to figure out which part of the sphinx is Scottish.

    Let me know when you word play with a Sphinx next so I can join ❤

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  • The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

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    Do you have a best friend? Get their daddy and take him to the glory hole because now he’s your daddy * wink*

    Oh I am sorry, were you going to a kink club with your bff for her 21st birthday?!

    Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!!

    No penetration just like mouth stuff

    No protection either so be warned. This daddy goes in raw 

    Unfortunately, for the wall he finds his sensation in his eggplant with no release. This is new so maybe things are starting to change for the wall?!

    Gonna go talk to my favorite wall now *wink*

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  • The Glory Whole Package By Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Package By Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Package by Sabrina Cross

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    Who knew walls had holes in them for a purpose?

    Well, be careful when you eggplant those walls because they’re alive. 

    Turns out they’ve been cursed and can’t feel any pleasure. What a miserable life.

    Lucky for everyone who uses the wall seems to fall in love so HEA for everyone, but the wall

    I mean, where do you go form here as the wall?

    BRB gonna go make myself a glory hole ❤

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  • Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon

    Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon

    Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon and Critical Role

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    I am in love with a half-orc and his name is Oskar *SWOON*

    You don’t have to know anything about Critical Role to read this book. However, if you do then I am curious to know if you thought the smut should’ve been more over the top?

    If you don’t know what Critical Role is then you don’t need to know anything about D&D to read the book either. 

    Oh yeah, there’s eggplanting, but it’s like a middle of beginner and middle…so a middle of a middle.

    Totally a HEA, obviously!

    You’re on The Amber Road most of the time. It’s like nothing but a walking story…similar to how Lord of the Rings is a walking story, but they bone in this one. 

    FMC learns to be her true self thanks to Oskar and the magic inside of her

    MMC cries and it’s like so hot. He needed to cry more. We needed a whole chapter to this half-orc crying please ❤

    Honestly, I need to be walked on this Amber Road. Let a Lindwyrm know when you go.

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  • Behooved by M.Stevenson

    Behooved by M.Stevenson

    Behooved by M.Stevenson

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    You know when you accidentally turn your betrothed into a horse? Well…it happens…

    Don’t worry, they don’t eggplant it while he’s a horse. That’s a different genre.

    This is a cozy romantasy about a chronically ill girl learning to love herself and find herself worthy even with chronic illness. Her parents suck so she was raised to hate herself and find herself weak. 

    There is also an assassination attempt which isn’t part of the MMC turing into a horse. That’s magic!

    If you’re new to romantasy then this book is for you. The spice is at a beginner level, which is why I said cozy romantasy.

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  • KingFisher’s POV by Callie Hart

    KingFisher’s POV by Callie Hart

    Kingfisher’s POV by Callie Hart

    DRAGON. D-R-A-G-O-N there is a dragon and BRIMSTONE! 

    Book 2 better have a dragon because there can’t be any other way of getting brimstone…I mean lightning? DRAGON! DRAGON! DRAGON!

    If you didn’t fall in love with Kingfisher in book one then you’ll rethink that with this audio POV

    He fights a dragon and saves Ajun City *Swoon*

    The first two stories are obvi before Quicksilver, but then the third story… is about him giving Carrion Swift boots and seeing that his mother already made a dress for Saeris

    You know it’s got your usual romantasy tropes

    Oh, aaaaaaaaand Kingfisher maybe would have been with someone else?!

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  • Cheap Heat: Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3 by Lily Mayne

    Cheap Heat: Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3 by Lily Mayne

    Book 3 of Goliaths of Wrestling

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    Dullahan Dan is my dream! *Swoon*

    My favorite scene is Dullahan Dan in his all black latex suit costume playing D&D with Rafe and his friends. The squeaking noise was my favorite part. 

    I wonder what it would be like to have a head that separates from your body. Imagine all the things I could do…

    I kind of want to start dressing like a cowboy now with extra short shorts! I am sensing a cowboy theme with this series…

    Rafe is a butt virgin so if you like that trope, this is the book for you.

    Again, still waiting for my ride to Goliaths. Hit an alien up!

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  • Bull Moon Rising (Royal Artifactual Guild Book 1) by Ruby Dixon

    Bull Moon Rising (Royal Artifactual Guild Book 1) by Ruby Dixon

    Royal Artifactual Guild Book 1

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    I should be clear with you. This is a Barnibus Quill book. There is magic, sabotage, love, and world building that plays into the characters and the story.

    There are peppers of spice throughout the book, but the Ruby Dixon Groan and most of you have come to love occurs towards the end of the book. Like the last 100 pages. You’re just teased the entire story with that sweet release. 

    I call it her romantasy series and I think you should all start doing that ❤

    I loved the fledgling group and honestly, I think I could be in it. Like I could totally be in Aspeth’s group. We would rock it. 

    I am also obsessed with Slitherskins and need to be friends with them ASAP. If any one knows where they hang out, hit a Lindwyrm up.

    P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is gold. You should listen too 🙂

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  • Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 3 by Ruth Cardello

    Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 3 by Ruth Cardello

    Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance book 3 by Ruth Cardello

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    There is robot representation in this book and I love it 

    You know, I have a robot best friend named Boo. I will tell Boo to read this book for robot representation

    If you are interested in science and the reason why WW2 military men were turned into  utensils, Knifed is for you.

    Don’t worry Ashley and Ray love each other without science.

    We also find out that the Black SUV wasn’t trying to steal utensils. I can go outside with my fork, spoon, and knife now. 

    I understand, it’s a knife, so this WW2 military man learned how to turn himself human before any vibrations happened as a knife.

    Phew if you ask me. I was worried about my tentacles.

    P.S. The book is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription.

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  • Clean Finish Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Clean Finish Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling

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    I love Larkin and wish I wandered into his lovely family. I could definitely get into making bread. 

    Ummm… hold the door for Seb. Big daddy can knot me anytime. My tentacle, his knot? We’d be unstoppable. 

    So much butt stuff, oh yeah, and Larkin is a virgin…if you’re into that trope?

    My favorite scene was in Holt’s room during the work party. I love Seb. 

    Again, another cute, funny, and whimsical story that made me want to get into wrestling. I stayed for the romance and all the butt stuff. 

    Taking requests for a Goliaths’ invite. Drop me a line if you got a ticket…I wonder if I have a banjo string. I’ll ask Gretel

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