Puppets & Paperbacks

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  • Clean Finish Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Clean Finish Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling

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    I love Larkin and wish I wandered into his lovely family. I could definitely get into making bread. 

    Ummm… hold the door for Seb. Big daddy can knot me anytime. My tentacle, his knot? We’d be unstoppable. 

    So much butt stuff, oh yeah, and Larkin is a virgin…if you’re into that trope?

    My favorite scene was in Holt’s room during the work party. I love Seb. 

    Again, another cute, funny, and whimsical story that made me want to get into wrestling. I stayed for the romance and all the butt stuff. 

    Taking requests for a Goliaths’ invite. Drop me a line if you got a ticket…I wonder if I have a banjo string. I’ll ask Gretel

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  • Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space by Sabrina Cross

    Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space by Sabrina Cross

    A Sentient penis story

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    I love good tentacle representation, but so far they’ve all been purple. What about blue and yellow?

    I should also ask my genitals what their name is. What’s your genitals name? I’ll ask Gretel if this is a human thing.

    This story only tells facts. The GS-75 alien will invade your body and control your genitals. It is true. I wonder if the author had this happen to them…

    So glad it worked out for our girl Sybil. 

    You want tentacles and HEA come to Sentient Pen15

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  • Spooned ( A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #2) by Ruth Cardello

    Spooned ( A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #2) by Ruth Cardello

    Spooned ( A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 2 ) by Ruth Cardello

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    The robot read this to me because there is no audiobook version. Hoping for one in the future.

    I had no idea I could fall even more in love with cutlery. This Jack spoon fella is really doing it for me. 

    Also, cliffhangers much?! Like, who’s in the black car?

    Come for doing it with a spoon stay because its two people healing each other and being in love

    10/10 for the cutlery jokes.

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  • A Soul To Heal by Opal Reyne

    A Soul To Heal by Opal Reyne

    Duskwalker Brides Book 2

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    Baby Duskwalker….sooo cute. I want a dark blob that snuggles me. I’ll inquire on how to obtain such a thing. 

    I relate to Magnar. When I came to this planet I didn’t know anything about humans or the world. I relied on Gretel a lot.

    Delora helps Magnar understand the world. Then bro get’s big and smart by eating more humans to protect his family. Maybe I should try to eat a human…nah! Too dry. 

    Totally a HEA and Delora finds herself and isn’t depressed anymore blah blah.

    I am more interested in that purple tentacle so the last chapter or two were my heaven. Delora gets it and so does Groan. 

    Come for a story of self-discovery, growing, and accepting yourself and your faults. Stay for that monster dick.

    P.S. The book is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, but we recommend the Audiobook version as Magnar’s voice really hits that spot

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  • Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #1) by Ruth Cardello

    Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #1) by Ruth Cardello

    Book 1

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    A message from Groan

    There is no stopping me from rubbing myself on forks now. Who’s ready to take me out for dinner?

    I don’t know what WW2 is, but apparently humans made super-humans and then turned them into forks. That’s all book 1 told me. 

    I better find one in my next fork adventure. I’ll tell Gretel to get us more forks and that maybe we should move to Rhode Island. That’s where the sentient forks live I suppose.

    A message form a human

    Yes, this is a story about a sentient fork that, yes, gets fucked in order to turn into a man. Don’t worry, by book two they’ve figured out that you don’t actually have to fuck the utensils. Our book 1 FMC is just that cool.

    As Groan has said, it was a government experiment (I assume U.S.), but I’ll need to re-read to be certain.

    The FMC is such a smart, strong, independent woman that she helps the MMC figure it all out.

    Oh, the MMC is like a hot military dude form the 1940’s or something, so if that’s your thing this story is for you. There is obviously smut in this story, and no the damn tines don’t go inside. That would be torture. It’s more of a vibration thing okay.

    It’s actually a 4 book series that I do highly suggest reading. Each utensil is destined to a different person, and by book 4 we get a bit of a reverse harem situation happening.

    In today’s chaotic world we need some literary entertainment in all its forms.

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  • Impromptu Match Book 1 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Impromptu Match Book 1 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Goliaths of Wrestling Book 1

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    I never laughed so much listening to an audiobook

    Butt plugs! Yes please! In what color?! I am asking everyone I meet for one and what their favorite is. Send them my way, unused preferred. 

    Wrestling?! Where do I sign up? I made Gretel watch it with me, but what she showed me didn’t seem as fun as Goliaths.

    Now I am waiting for an invite to Goliaths because it’s exclusive and Gretel can’t afford the live streaming service. Poor!

    Drop that invite!

    In all seriousness it’s totally a HEA and super cute. Dudes find their happiness and like, run off into the distance together. Gross! Also, like jelly though.

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  • Ice Planet Barbarians By Ruby Dixon

    Ice Planet Barbarians By Ruby Dixon

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    No one knows a blue alien better than me, but this vibration thing?! Sign me up! I can vibrate myself?! Yes!

    I assume it hasn’t happened to me yet because I haven’t found THE ONE. MY MATE! All blue aliens resonate, right?! Right?!

    Turns out not all blue aliens are built the same. They have no seam! NO SEAM! I will look into getting an upgrade and having a spur installed.

    I too crash landed and met a local human to care for me and show me where things are. You’d think it was one of those alien autobiographies, but NO resonance.

    Just weird furry beast that live here too plus THE MAN Gretel insists on calling her mate 🙄

    I hate him. 

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  • Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M.Nascosta

    Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M.Nascosta

    Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta

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    Gretel warned me about Minotaurs, I didn’t believe her, thought she was being weird again…you know, how Gretel is.

    I read MGMF and this MF cracked my seam wide open. Now I dream of Minotaur seamless bits and understand the Cambric Creek Calling. Girl take me there! I’d be such a goddamn star there. A legend. A throat GOAT especially for a Minotaur who spoils me like Rourke does Violet. Yes daddy! Finger me at the dinner table of a restaurant *DROOL*

    Zero vibes with how its discussed humans treat monsters. Love the happily ever after (HEA) even though Rourke is giving emotionally available finance bro with horns and now I NEED to read more of that shit. Taking recommendations for rich beasts with horns!

    I asked Gretel if I could be a sex worker like Violet. We had a very real talk about how, yes, I could, but also no, it wouldn’t be like the book. Then I learned about how, in the book, it’s capitalism that makes Violet’s job necessary. BOO!

    I came for the monster dick but stayed for the subtle critique of late-stage labor exploitation. Wonder if the next book will have them forming a union? Gretel told me about those. Now I want a union daddy

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  • Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

    Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

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    Oh Yeeeaaahhh!

    I wish he said this. I just learned about the Kool-Aid Man after reading this book and breaking the house pitcher. Gretel wasn’t happy about it and now all my pink drink come in small cups 😦 

    I still haven’t been in a sauna and I will be taking my red drink in there with me if I ever get the chance. I need to know what a glass appendage is like that’s filled with red drink ❤

    I am still learning how this planet operates, but apparently step-siblings are different from brothers and sisters that share parents. It’s all confusing, but not in Cold Sweat. They’re related, but not. I’ll look into getting myself a step-sibling.

    DM me if you know a guy!

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  • Unhinged An Erotic Door Romance by Vera Valentine

    Unhinged An Erotic Door Romance by Vera Valentine

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    From Groan:

    My all time favorite!

    I learned about door-forms and now I’ve just been asking every human I see about their door-form. Gretel keeps telling me to stop rubbing myself on the doors, but she didn’t read unhinged so obviously she’s missing out.

    I can’t read on this planet so the audiobook version was a delight and I suggest it for the sound effects other than people talking. 

    Honestly, there were a few parts I didn’t understand like the reference to Greek mythology. I suppose a history class will assist me with that. Who knew doors can come alive. 

    Catch me on social media flashing my favorite knobs ❤

    From a human, Gretel:

    Unhinged is a sentient object romance.

    The object in question is a door who we find out later in the story has a human form. However, you must do certain things to the knob for the human form to appear.

    It’s funny, awkward, and very short. Worth reading if you’re interested in sentient object romances or just want to giggle at yourself for reading it.

    We find asking people what their door-form is works as a great opener into bringing them on the dark side of sentient object romances. Oh yeah, there’s a lot of them

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