Tag: veravalentine

  • Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

    Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

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    Oh Yeeeaaahhh!

    I wish he said this. I just learned about the Kool-Aid Man after reading this book and breaking the house pitcher. Gretel wasn’t happy about it and now all my pink drink come in small cups 😦 

    I still haven’t been in a sauna and I will be taking my red drink in there with me if I ever get the chance. I need to know what a glass appendage is like that’s filled with red drink ❤

    I am still learning how this planet operates, but apparently step-siblings are different from brothers and sisters that share parents. It’s all confusing, but not in Cold Sweat. They’re related, but not. I’ll look into getting myself a step-sibling.

    DM me if you know a guy!

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  • Unhinged An Erotic Door Romance by Vera Valentine

    Unhinged An Erotic Door Romance by Vera Valentine

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    From Groan:

    My all time favorite!

    I learned about door-forms and now I’ve just been asking every human I see about their door-form. Gretel keeps telling me to stop rubbing myself on the doors, but she didn’t read unhinged so obviously she’s missing out.

    I can’t read on this planet so the audiobook version was a delight and I suggest it for the sound effects other than people talking. 

    Honestly, there were a few parts I didn’t understand like the reference to Greek mythology. I suppose a history class will assist me with that. Who knew doors can come alive. 

    Catch me on social media flashing my favorite knobs ❤

    From a human, Gretel:

    Unhinged is a sentient object romance.

    The object in question is a door who we find out later in the story has a human form. However, you must do certain things to the knob for the human form to appear.

    It’s funny, awkward, and very short. Worth reading if you’re interested in sentient object romances or just want to giggle at yourself for reading it.

    We find asking people what their door-form is works as a great opener into bringing them on the dark side of sentient object romances. Oh yeah, there’s a lot of them

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