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  • Snowed In With The Ice Dragon by Vala Stone

    Snowed In With The Ice Dragon by Vala Stone

    Snowed In With The Ice Dragon by Vala Stone part of the Monster & Mistletoe series

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    This is a monster romance! Make sure you know what that means before you read this story. This is also a spicy story, again, make sure you know what that means.

    Bianca is a female women who is in a one-sided or shall we even say toxic relationship. Though, I would also like to say I think the relationship she has with her mom is also toxic. Like, it seems Bianca is in this bad relationship because her mom wants grandchildren already.

    Bianca goes on some family snow trip and gets ditched by her toxic boyfriend on a mountainside. It is snowing! There is a winter storm! She is on a mountain alone in the cold! Thankfully there are these beautiful ice sculptures that lead her to a cabin. Phew!

    Ísarr is the MMC and obvious Ice Dragon who lives in this cabin and who is also very good with his hands. He not only made the ice sculptures, you’ll learn why later, but he also carves wood and builds furniture. The man is the quintessential burly mountain man. I love him! He’s also an Ice Dragon that also breaths fire. Like what?! swoon

    Okay, obviously things get hot and heated between these two. However, there is also like a dark force or like shadow villain/monster that appears and Bianca and Ísarr must save the town and her now ex-boyfriend eye roll. There isn’t too much about that, but maybe in the bonus chapter?

    Oh yeah, there’s a bonus chapter you can get from the author, which so far is spicy and they do it in Ísarr’s hoard, but I haven’t finished to know if the shadow monster comes back. I have a feeling it’s just going to be about them getting a Christmas tree.

    Anyways, go read about an ice dragon and a human girl who boink against a tree outside in the snow.

    P.S. This book, which we recommend, is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, which we also recommend for all your monster romance needs 🙂

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  • Scream For Me by G.M.Fairy

    Scream For Me by G.M.Fairy

    Scream For Me by G.M.Fairy

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    This is a monster romance or rather monster retelling? Make sure you know what that means before reading this book.

    We love this book! Scully is the MMC and he’s a monster who has no memory other than his primal monster memory. His job as a monster is to feed on people and their screams, so think he steals them away, keeps them captive, and eats them. Yikes!

    Marie is the FMC and she is obviously a human woman. She has finally found her own place all on her own No roommates just her and her thoughts. What a dream come true. However, she was told the place she found, which was a steal, is like haunted or something. Welp! Turns out it’s Scully, obviously.

    However, the way these two meet is quite something and I’d love nothing more than to spoil, but you REALLY should read this one to find out. Let’s say it’s a pleasure scream that kick starts Scully’s new memories and helps him become more monster-man-like.

    There is dark place where all monsters live and of course Scully and Marie are here, but her screams are attracting all the other monsters because they know there is something different about her screams.

    We find out some interesting things about Scully and potentially all the monsters in the dark place. We also learn there is a light place or a bright place, which Marie MUST get to as she thinks this is her way back.

    Turns out Scully doesn’t want her to leave and he doesn’t tell her he CAN take her back where she came, so they head to the light place. There is of course lots of drama along the way. Lots of fighting and escaping bad monsters and of course lots and lots of spice.

    The light place we find out is a safe haven kind of place. There isn’t too much lore spoken about this place, but I ASSUME it’s light because of all the “screaming” going on here with the humans and monsters wink At this place we are passively introduced to another monster, but again not too much information is given.

    This is a fast paced read, so go get your monster smut on

    P.S. This book, which we recommend, is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, which we also recommend *wink*

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    You especially want to purchase directly from G.M.Fairy for signed books, images, and other goodies like special editions.

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  • They Came Upon A Midnight Scream by H.N.DeFore

    They Came Upon A Midnight Scream by H.N.DeFore

    They Came Upon A Midnight Scream by H.N.DeFore A Christmas Playlist Book 1

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    This is a paranormal…no, monster romance…wait, it’s a demon romance 🤭so make sure you’re into that before reading. Oh, and this will be a smut filled story with horns 😏so again, make sure you know what this means before reading. 

    This is a smut story, but don’t worry. There is an actual story here in this novella. Honestly, I am not sure how H.N.DeFore was able to fit so much into the story. 

    Alright, for example Moira, the FMC has a sh*t life. Like, she’s got ballet, but like garbage family and one friend who actually cares for her. She’s coming out of a garbage relationship with a dude who is not only an adult virgin, but also classist. He dumps her because she isn’t of his elk. Don’t worry, he gets what’s coming to him 😏

    I tell you all this because Moira has some drama in her life that we get to see and then she also meets a demon and his companion Killian. Oh, and Killian who isn’t a true demon because he was human at one point also has his own backstory, which we learn about. 

    Spoiler his life also sucked. It seems if you’ve got a sh*t life the best option is to get this Yule book and summon the demon Yule because it’s just bliss after that 🤭

    Now, we don’t learn too much about Yule, but we learn some lore about this book and why Yule maybe isn’t as well known as he should be. We also get kind of an explanation about the inheritance of the book, but not too much. It’s a novella after all. 

    There is also some primal play. It happens once in the book and it’s sorta towards the end after Moira’s fight with her ex-boyfriend. 

    Oh, and the first time Moira meets Yule it might be a little dubious, so keep that in mind. 

    It’s a great Yule time story and part one of The Christmas Playlist series. 

    P.S. This book which we recommend, is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, which we also recommend for not only more from this author, but other amazing monster romances *wink*

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  • Vibes: A For Her Pleasure Novella Book 1 by H.N.DeFore

    Vibes: A For Her Pleasure Novella Book 1 by H.N.DeFore

    Vibes by H.N.DeFore

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    Who doesn’t like a sentient object romance?! We fucking love them ❤ 

    With this story you not only have sentient object romances, but now a hockey romance as well *big eyes* WHAT?!

    This was our first hockey romance, and we might be sports romance girlies now. Let’s be clear, it’s like a *wink* *wink* sports romance. They maybe play hockey like twice in the book max LOL.

    The story is mostly focused on the sentient romance part, which again, we love.

    This is also a college romance, so the hockey is college hockey and not like the big leagues, whatever that’s called NHL?

    Alright, Iris is the FMC and she’s like, got the She’s All That, nerdy girl vibe going. Think alt girl. She seems to be friends with like, the hot girls or like, the cool girls. Not really sure how to describe Cora other than she’s a literal witch *big eyes* 

    Iris is coming out of a very toxic maybe even borderline abusive relationship with a football player maybe. We actually see some of this in the story. We don’t see see it, but we come pretty close, so keep that in mind as a potential trigger warning. Like, we see maybe why Iris might be why she is regarding her body and sexual partners. 

    Lachlan is a hockey player and he is one of five, yeah, five hockey players who gets turned into vibrators. Yup! That’s their fate LOLs.

    From book one we learn that Cora, who works at an adult toy store has been handing out these sentient vibrators to people. Almost in a kind of match maker type setting. Yeah, not sure how we feel about Cora. She’s kind of a lot…I wonder if she’ll get her own book. 

    This is a HEA story which means Lachlan and Iris figure themselves out, but there is soooo much drama before they get there. I mean, remember they are college kids, wich we are both glad we are not college kids, but also damn! College kids have dramatic lives that also seem fun. 

    Oh, not sure if this needs to be said, but this is a smut book so there is boinking in all forms. 

    This is book one, so go read it so you can read book two when it comes out. 

    P.S. This book, which we recommend, is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, which we also recommend *wink*

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  • Scrooged For The Holidays by Kayla Grosse

    Scrooged For The Holidays by Kayla Grosse

    Scrooged For The Holidays by Kayla Grosse

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    The audiobook is the ONLY way to read this book. I promise, you will not be disappointed at all *drool* there are four narrators in duet format, and the narrators do a phenomenal job. I love them all *squeals* 

    Yes, this is a scrooge retelling however, it has a fat FMC as the lead, which by the way we love and are totally both obsessed with and jealous of Greer. It’s also smutty as hell, so please keep this in mind when you read. 

    The christmases are three Nephilim and do we get to see all three *drool* and they are also in a relationship with each other before they meet Greer. This is a HEA story, so you know that means Greer gets to join this tripod. Godsdamns I want her life. 

    Okay, besides all the smut there really is a story here. Calm down before you start screaming porn *eye roll*. Yes, everything you know about scrooge is there. Greer sees her present, past, and future. Of course, like in all the scrooge stories, each one is tragic and sad. We see Greer go through her character arc and it’s sad and beautiful. I was kind of upset she made-up with her family, but that’s just me. I think Kalya Grosse, the author, was being generous there because I was not a fan of that mother. 

    However, Greer isn’t the only who goes through changes. The Nephilim also go through changes though theirs is slightly different everyone is learning something new about themselves and each other. 

    How do I get you to understand how fantastic this book is? We cried like two or three times for various reason. Like, Greer’s shit life made us sad. Then the Nephilim, which we love, just know how to say the right things at the right time and it’s so healing ❤ 

    Oh, you know how this is hella smutty. The smut is kind of healing. Like Greer isn’t just trying to make herself better because she’s a scrooge. She’s healing herself. As a fat girl she’s been treated like crap by men just in general and these three Nephilim dudes are here to heal all those wounds. It’s beautiful. 

    Go listen to this damn book as it’s the only way. This is the story you’ve been looking for *wink*

    P.S. There’s tentacles *giggle*

    P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is free with an Audible Subscription and the Kindle version is also free with a KindleUnlimited subscription.

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  • Bitten by Nicole Parker

    Bitten by Nicole Parker

    Bitten: A Kyleverse Sentient Object Romance Halloween Special by Nicole Parker

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    Welcome to sentient object romances! One of Groan’s favorite genres.

    It is not necessary that you know the Kyleverse before reading Bitten, though it is helpful to have read Faulty beforehand, but again not necessary.

    We do suggest you read all of Nicole Parker’s works, especially if you are into sentient objects and a whole lot of smut *tongue out*

    In bitten we have a Labubu type of character called Bulala. She was made and magic as all things are, duh! However, she gets missed placed and so begins her journey into violence and sex. LOLs we kid…maybe.

    In this story two toys fight and given Bulala’s dispotions to violence and lust it turns into a rough play. If you know what we mean, between two toys that are sentient. Eventually they are joined by a human girl and then of course Kyle needs to show up for it to be complete.

    Man, we love Kyle *swoon* anyways, they all figure out what’s going on and Bulala will no longer be angry and now has her own place/room and doesn’t seem so violent anymore.

    Now, what’s going to happen with Bulala and Furbo we do not know, but hope there is a book two to their raging love. LOLs.

    Go read Bitten and have a blast with sentient toys *wink*

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  • Sweet Troll O’Mine by Kel Bruem

    Sweet Troll O’Mine by Kel Bruem

    Sweet Troll O’Mine: A Friends-to-Lovers Monster Romance (The Unusualities #3) by Kel Bruem

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    This is a MONSTER ROMANCE so please make sure you know what you are getting into before starting this book. This book is also spicy, again, make sure you know what you are getting into before starting this book.

    This is book 3 in The Unusualities Series, however, we have not read books one and two because we are chaos readers and started this series on book 3.

    We had no problems doing this. Yes, we miss the depth of the side-characters because those were main characters in books one & two, but book 3 isn’t about them, so it worked out for us.

    Book 3 follows Pete and Kelly on their journey of finding love, each other, and for Kelly, herself. Kelly is a girl in her 30’s living in Boston trying to figure out friendship because we all know at that age everyone is coupling-up and creating their own families.

    Also, Kelly is boss babeing it and already has her own business and is now starting another as a wedding planner. Girl is in need of some help financially and just with life. However, this isn’t her biggest issue or hang-up.

    Kelly is a siren, a winged woman, and she has some generational trauam she’s maybe questioning healing from. Through Kelly we get great lore on sirens and being a woman in general. The gist is Kelly’s grandmother was captured or lured by a man and forced to married and essentially live as a clipped bird.

    This turns into Kelly has some commitment issues when it comes to romantic relationships. Don’t worry, Pete, the troll, comes into her life and teaches her that men can be pillars and that they wait for her. He allows her to come to him when she is ready. What a beautiful man. Oh and he’s quite the giver * smirk*

    Go read book three and the rest of the series while you’re at it. We will 🙂

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  • Space Vampire: Scared Sexy Collection by Ruby Dixon

    Space Vampire: Scared Sexy Collection by Ruby Dixon

    Space Vampire: Scared Sexy Collection by Ruby Dixon

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    This is another story in the Amazon Original Series Scared Sexy Collection

    This is also another story by the GOAT author Ruby Dixon, so it’s an auto-read/listen for us.

    This is a short so the story moves at that pace. The good thing is in this story the FMC, Dana, and the MMC, are stranded and they’re stuck on the shape as long as the length of the story.

    This is a HEA story don’t worry and the goal of the story is to leave the ship. Locations are as follows, ship, pod, potentially home.

    The gist of the story is the FMC and MMC, one was abducted by bad aliens and the other was created by the bad aliens. The FMC and MMC is united by their hatred of these other aliens.

    They’re mostly figuring out how to escape the stranded ship. Of course, one of them has to feed and that’s where things get a little spicy.

    It’s a fun alien romance and you should listen to it while taking a bubble bath 🙂

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  • My Boyfriends Are All Monsters: Scared Sexy Collection by Kimberly Lemming

    My Boyfriends Are All Monsters: Scared Sexy Collection by Kimberly Lemming

    My Boyfriends Are All Monsters: Scared Sexy Collection by Kimberly Lemming

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    This is part of Audibles Originals Scared Sexy Collection

    The audiobook is gold and we only suggest this as the proper way to read this story. The voice actors do such a wonderful job *swoon*

    It is also a spicy story, but more of a slow burn as the real spice starts towards the end of the story. You will not be disappointed * wink*

    The FMC is on a hiking/camping trip.. We forgot which it was, but think it’s a camping trip. Anyways, she happens to be with garabge people, but thankfully she has cell reception so she can talk with her real friends. This comes up again in the story.

    She gets left behind or ditched. She wonders off and makes a wish by tossing something in a well. As how all wishes are made, duh!

    This sparks the unusual happening. We can’t go into further detail because it’s just so weird and fun. You HAVE to read it, or Listen to is as we suggest.

    The ending is worth it especially if you’re already a monster girlie and have wanted ALL the monsters *wink*

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  • Sating the Satyr by Biblio Barbie

    Sating the Satyr by Biblio Barbie

    Sating the Satyr part of the Kinktober collection by Biblio Barbie

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    This is another Kinktober series and again, you NEED to read ALL of them.

    This one is all kinks *drool* There is some dom/sub play as well as light pegging and wiping *giggles*

    In short, it’s a Satyr who is learning about his kinks and finds love. That’s the super short version.

    There is an actual story here. The MMC is different from his fellow Satyrs as he isn’t acting on his hedonistic urges. Which turns to be bad news for this guy because he is miserable.

    The FMC is a mistress. She’s also got a little bit of a past and her and the MMC are not so very different.

    There’s a little drama, but it’s super worth the read because romance * awwwwww* also kinks 🙂

    Go read this kinktober story. You will not be sorry!

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