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  • Vibes: A For Her Pleasure Novella Book 1 by H.N.DeFore

    Vibes: A For Her Pleasure Novella Book 1 by H.N.DeFore

    Vibes by H.N.DeFore

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    Who doesn’t like a sentient object romance?! We fucking love them ❤ 

    With this story you not only have sentient object romances, but now a hockey romance as well *big eyes* WHAT?!

    This was our first hockey romance, and we might be sports romance girlies now. Let’s be clear, it’s like a *wink* *wink* sports romance. They maybe play hockey like twice in the book max LOL.

    The story is mostly focused on the sentient romance part, which again, we love.

    This is also a college romance, so the hockey is college hockey and not like the big leagues, whatever that’s called NHL?

    Alright, Iris is the FMC and she’s like, got the She’s All That, nerdy girl vibe going. Think alt girl. She seems to be friends with like, the hot girls or like, the cool girls. Not really sure how to describe Cora other than she’s a literal witch *big eyes* 

    Iris is coming out of a very toxic maybe even borderline abusive relationship with a football player maybe. We actually see some of this in the story. We don’t see see it, but we come pretty close, so keep that in mind as a potential trigger warning. Like, we see maybe why Iris might be why she is regarding her body and sexual partners. 

    Lachlan is a hockey player and he is one of five, yeah, five hockey players who gets turned into vibrators. Yup! That’s their fate LOLs.

    From book one we learn that Cora, who works at an adult toy store has been handing out these sentient vibrators to people. Almost in a kind of match maker type setting. Yeah, not sure how we feel about Cora. She’s kind of a lot…I wonder if she’ll get her own book. 

    This is a HEA story which means Lachlan and Iris figure themselves out, but there is soooo much drama before they get there. I mean, remember they are college kids, wich we are both glad we are not college kids, but also damn! College kids have dramatic lives that also seem fun. 

    Oh, not sure if this needs to be said, but this is a smut book so there is boinking in all forms. 

    This is book one, so go read it so you can read book two when it comes out. 

    P.S. This book, which we recommend, is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, which we also recommend *wink*

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  • Bitten by Nicole Parker

    Bitten by Nicole Parker

    Bitten: A Kyleverse Sentient Object Romance Halloween Special by Nicole Parker

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    Welcome to sentient object romances! One of Groan’s favorite genres.

    It is not necessary that you know the Kyleverse before reading Bitten, though it is helpful to have read Faulty beforehand, but again not necessary.

    We do suggest you read all of Nicole Parker’s works, especially if you are into sentient objects and a whole lot of smut *tongue out*

    In bitten we have a Labubu type of character called Bulala. She was made and magic as all things are, duh! However, she gets missed placed and so begins her journey into violence and sex. LOLs we kid…maybe.

    In this story two toys fight and given Bulala’s dispotions to violence and lust it turns into a rough play. If you know what we mean, between two toys that are sentient. Eventually they are joined by a human girl and then of course Kyle needs to show up for it to be complete.

    Man, we love Kyle *swoon* anyways, they all figure out what’s going on and Bulala will no longer be angry and now has her own place/room and doesn’t seem so violent anymore.

    Now, what’s going to happen with Bulala and Furbo we do not know, but hope there is a book two to their raging love. LOLs.

    Go read Bitten and have a blast with sentient toys *wink*

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    You can get stickers and signed books by the author at their website Books By Nicole Parker

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  • Knotty Broomstick by Sabrina Cross

    Knotty Broomstick by Sabrina Cross

    Knotty Broomstick by Sabrina Cross

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    Groan’s now NEEDS a broomstick!

    If you wanted to know why witches carry brooms, well…this book will explain everything.

    The story follows a college age witch who it seems no one has really trained. She’s assumed to be “bad” at magic. She get’s accepted to a witch-like college where she accidentally enchants a broom

    So obviously this only works with enchanted brooms. Must find a witch now to enchant my broom.

    This is F/F story as the broom identifies as female. Smut scenes are steamy and the broom really knows what it’s doing *smirk*

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    You can get a signed book and amazing NSFW image at Sabrina Cross’ website here

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  • The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

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    Do you have a best friend? Get their daddy and take him to the glory hole because now he’s your daddy * wink*

    Oh I am sorry, were you going to a kink club with your bff for her 21st birthday?!

    Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!!

    No penetration just like mouth stuff

    No protection either so be warned. This daddy goes in raw 

    Unfortunately, for the wall he finds his sensation in his eggplant with no release. This is new so maybe things are starting to change for the wall?!

    Gonna go talk to my favorite wall now *wink*

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  • The Glory Whole Package By Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Package By Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Package by Sabrina Cross

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    Who knew walls had holes in them for a purpose?

    Well, be careful when you eggplant those walls because they’re alive. 

    Turns out they’ve been cursed and can’t feel any pleasure. What a miserable life.

    Lucky for everyone who uses the wall seems to fall in love so HEA for everyone, but the wall

    I mean, where do you go form here as the wall?

    BRB gonna go make myself a glory hole ❤

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  • Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #1) by Ruth Cardello

    Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #1) by Ruth Cardello

    Book 1

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    A message from Groan

    There is no stopping me from rubbing myself on forks now. Who’s ready to take me out for dinner?

    I don’t know what WW2 is, but apparently humans made super-humans and then turned them into forks. That’s all book 1 told me. 

    I better find one in my next fork adventure. I’ll tell Gretel to get us more forks and that maybe we should move to Rhode Island. That’s where the sentient forks live I suppose.

    A message form a human

    Yes, this is a story about a sentient fork that, yes, gets fucked in order to turn into a man. Don’t worry, by book two they’ve figured out that you don’t actually have to fuck the utensils. Our book 1 FMC is just that cool.

    As Groan has said, it was a government experiment (I assume U.S.), but I’ll need to re-read to be certain.

    The FMC is such a smart, strong, independent woman that she helps the MMC figure it all out.

    Oh, the MMC is like a hot military dude form the 1940’s or something, so if that’s your thing this story is for you. There is obviously smut in this story, and no the damn tines don’t go inside. That would be torture. It’s more of a vibration thing okay.

    It’s actually a 4 book series that I do highly suggest reading. Each utensil is destined to a different person, and by book 4 we get a bit of a reverse harem situation happening.

    In today’s chaotic world we need some literary entertainment in all its forms.

    P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is free with Audible Subscription and the Kindle version is also free with KindleUnlimited

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