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Tag: sentientobject

  • Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 3 by Ruth Cardello

    Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 3 by Ruth Cardello

    Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance book 3 by Ruth Cardello

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    There is robot representation in this book and I love it 

    You know, I have a robot best friend named Boo. I will tell Boo to read this book for robot representation

    If you are interested in science and the reason why WW2 military men were turned into  utensils, Knifed is for you.

    Don’t worry Ashley and Ray love each other without science.

    We also find out that the Black SUV wasn’t trying to steal utensils. I can go outside with my fork, spoon, and knife now. 

    I understand, it’s a knife, so this WW2 military man learned how to turn himself human before any vibrations happened as a knife.

    Phew if you ask me. I was worried about my tentacles.

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  • Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space by Sabrina Cross

    Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space by Sabrina Cross

    A Sentient penis story

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    I love good tentacle representation, but so far they’ve all been purple. What about blue and yellow?

    I should also ask my genitals what their name is. What’s your genitals name? I’ll ask Gretel if this is a human thing.

    This story only tells facts. The GS-75 alien will invade your body and control your genitals. It is true. I wonder if the author had this happen to them…

    So glad it worked out for our girl Sybil. 

    You want tentacles and HEA come to Sentient Pen15

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  • Spooned ( A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #2) by Ruth Cardello

    Spooned ( A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #2) by Ruth Cardello

    Spooned ( A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 2 ) by Ruth Cardello

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    The robot read this to me because there is no audiobook version. Hoping for one in the future.

    I had no idea I could fall even more in love with cutlery. This Jack spoon fella is really doing it for me. 

    Also, cliffhangers much?! Like, who’s in the black car?

    Come for doing it with a spoon stay because its two people healing each other and being in love

    10/10 for the cutlery jokes.

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  • Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #1) by Ruth Cardello

    Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance #1) by Ruth Cardello

    Book 1

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    A message from Groan

    There is no stopping me from rubbing myself on forks now. Who’s ready to take me out for dinner?

    I don’t know what WW2 is, but apparently humans made super-humans and then turned them into forks. That’s all book 1 told me. 

    I better find one in my next fork adventure. I’ll tell Gretel to get us more forks and that maybe we should move to Rhode Island. That’s where the sentient forks live I suppose.

    A message form a human

    Yes, this is a story about a sentient fork that, yes, gets fucked in order to turn into a man. Don’t worry, by book two they’ve figured out that you don’t actually have to fuck the utensils. Our book 1 FMC is just that cool.

    As Groan has said, it was a government experiment (I assume U.S.), but I’ll need to re-read to be certain.

    The FMC is such a smart, strong, independent woman that she helps the MMC figure it all out.

    Oh, the MMC is like a hot military dude form the 1940’s or something, so if that’s your thing this story is for you. There is obviously smut in this story, and no the damn tines don’t go inside. That would be torture. It’s more of a vibration thing okay.

    It’s actually a 4 book series that I do highly suggest reading. Each utensil is destined to a different person, and by book 4 we get a bit of a reverse harem situation happening.

    In today’s chaotic world we need some literary entertainment in all its forms.

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  • Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

    Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

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    Oh Yeeeaaahhh!

    I wish he said this. I just learned about the Kool-Aid Man after reading this book and breaking the house pitcher. Gretel wasn’t happy about it and now all my pink drink come in small cups 😦 

    I still haven’t been in a sauna and I will be taking my red drink in there with me if I ever get the chance. I need to know what a glass appendage is like that’s filled with red drink ❤

    I am still learning how this planet operates, but apparently step-siblings are different from brothers and sisters that share parents. It’s all confusing, but not in Cold Sweat. They’re related, but not. I’ll look into getting myself a step-sibling.

    DM me if you know a guy!

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  • Unhinged An Erotic Door Romance by Vera Valentine

    Unhinged An Erotic Door Romance by Vera Valentine

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    From Groan:

    My all time favorite!

    I learned about door-forms and now I’ve just been asking every human I see about their door-form. Gretel keeps telling me to stop rubbing myself on the doors, but she didn’t read unhinged so obviously she’s missing out.

    I can’t read on this planet so the audiobook version was a delight and I suggest it for the sound effects other than people talking. 

    Honestly, there were a few parts I didn’t understand like the reference to Greek mythology. I suppose a history class will assist me with that. Who knew doors can come alive. 

    Catch me on social media flashing my favorite knobs ❤

    From a human, Gretel:

    Unhinged is a sentient object romance.

    The object in question is a door who we find out later in the story has a human form. However, you must do certain things to the knob for the human form to appear.

    It’s funny, awkward, and very short. Worth reading if you’re interested in sentient object romances or just want to giggle at yourself for reading it.

    We find asking people what their door-form is works as a great opener into bringing them on the dark side of sentient object romances. Oh yeah, there’s a lot of them

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