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  • Cheap Heat: Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3 by Lily Mayne

    Cheap Heat: Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3 by Lily Mayne

    Book 3 of Goliaths of Wrestling

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    Dullahan Dan is my dream! *Swoon*

    My favorite scene is Dullahan Dan in his all black latex suit costume playing D&D with Rafe and his friends. The squeaking noise was my favorite part. 

    I wonder what it would be like to have a head that separates from your body. Imagine all the things I could do…

    I kind of want to start dressing like a cowboy now with extra short shorts! I am sensing a cowboy theme with this series…

    Rafe is a butt virgin so if you like that trope, this is the book for you.

    Again, still waiting for my ride to Goliaths. Hit an alien up!

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  • A Soul To Heal by Opal Reyne

    A Soul To Heal by Opal Reyne

    Duskwalker Brides Book 2

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    Baby Duskwalker….sooo cute. I want a dark blob that snuggles me. I’ll inquire on how to obtain such a thing. 

    I relate to Magnar. When I came to this planet I didn’t know anything about humans or the world. I relied on Gretel a lot.

    Delora helps Magnar understand the world. Then bro get’s big and smart by eating more humans to protect his family. Maybe I should try to eat a human…nah! Too dry. 

    Totally a HEA and Delora finds herself and isn’t depressed anymore blah blah.

    I am more interested in that purple tentacle so the last chapter or two were my heaven. Delora gets it and so does Groan. 

    Come for a story of self-discovery, growing, and accepting yourself and your faults. Stay for that monster dick.

    P.S. The book is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, but we recommend the Audiobook version as Magnar’s voice really hits that spot

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  • Impromptu Match Book 1 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Impromptu Match Book 1 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Goliaths of Wrestling Book 1

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    I never laughed so much listening to an audiobook

    Butt plugs! Yes please! In what color?! I am asking everyone I meet for one and what their favorite is. Send them my way, unused preferred. 

    Wrestling?! Where do I sign up? I made Gretel watch it with me, but what she showed me didn’t seem as fun as Goliaths.

    Now I am waiting for an invite to Goliaths because it’s exclusive and Gretel can’t afford the live streaming service. Poor!

    Drop that invite!

    In all seriousness it’s totally a HEA and super cute. Dudes find their happiness and like, run off into the distance together. Gross! Also, like jelly though.

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  • Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M.Nascosta

    Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M.Nascosta

    Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta

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    Gretel warned me about Minotaurs, I didn’t believe her, thought she was being weird again…you know, how Gretel is.

    I read MGMF and this MF cracked my seam wide open. Now I dream of Minotaur seamless bits and understand the Cambric Creek Calling. Girl take me there! I’d be such a goddamn star there. A legend. A throat GOAT especially for a Minotaur who spoils me like Rourke does Violet. Yes daddy! Finger me at the dinner table of a restaurant *DROOL*

    Zero vibes with how its discussed humans treat monsters. Love the happily ever after (HEA) even though Rourke is giving emotionally available finance bro with horns and now I NEED to read more of that shit. Taking recommendations for rich beasts with horns!

    I asked Gretel if I could be a sex worker like Violet. We had a very real talk about how, yes, I could, but also no, it wouldn’t be like the book. Then I learned about how, in the book, it’s capitalism that makes Violet’s job necessary. BOO!

    I came for the monster dick but stayed for the subtle critique of late-stage labor exploitation. Wonder if the next book will have them forming a union? Gretel told me about those. Now I want a union daddy

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  • A Soul to Keep: Duskwalker Brides: Book 1 by Opal Reyne

    A Soul to Keep: Duskwalker Brides: Book 1 by Opal Reyne

    A Soul to Keep: Duskwalker Brides: Book 1
    by Opal Reyne

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    Tentacles! I feel so seen

    Gretel keeps telling me Orpheus isn’t real just because I need another person with a seam to talk to. Gretel has no such thing.

    I am an audiobook Stan and I don’t know why you’d read this when you could just hear Orpheus talk to you like a voice mail message. I like those. Leave those for me. 

    His tentacles are also purple which, royalty!

    I don’t understand the soul portion, but he eats them and then carries them on his head and you live forever. I wonder if I have a soul. If I ever meet Orpheus I’ll ask him and if not, I’ll just hang out on his head too like Reia does sometimes...seems cozy

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