You know when you accidentally turn your betrothed into a horse? Well…it happens…
Don’t worry, they don’t eggplant it while he’s a horse. That’s a different genre.
This is a cozy romantasy about a chronically ill girl learning to love herself and find herself worthy even with chronic illness. Her parents suck so she was raised to hate herself and find herself weak.
There is also an assassination attempt which isn’t part of the MMC turing into a horse. That’s magic!
If you’re new to romantasy then this book is for you. The spice is at a beginner level, which is why I said cozy romantasy.
My favorite scene is Dullahan Dan in his all black latex suit costume playing D&D with Rafe and his friends. The squeaking noise was my favorite part.
I wonder what it would be like to have a head that separates from your body. Imagine all the things I could do…
I kind of want to start dressing like a cowboy now with extra short shorts! I am sensing a cowboy theme with this series…
Rafe is a butt virgin so if you like that trope, this is the book for you.
Again, still waiting for my ride to Goliaths. Hit an alien up!
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I should be clear with you. This is a Barnibus Quill book. There is magic, sabotage, love, and world building that plays into the characters and the story.
There are peppers of spice throughout the book, but the Ruby Dixon Groan and most of you have come to love occurs towards the end of the book. Like the last 100 pages. You’re just teased the entire story with that sweet release.
I call it her romantasy series and I think you should all start doing that ❤
I loved the fledgling group and honestly, I think I could be in it. Like I could totally be in Aspeth’s group. We would rock it.
I am also obsessed with Slitherskins and need to be friends with them ASAP. If any one knows where they hang out, hit a Lindwyrm up.
P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is gold. You should listen too 🙂
Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤
Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤ Plus they have swag and signed books 🙂
I love Larkin and wish I wandered into his lovely family. I could definitely get into making bread.
Ummm… hold the door for Seb. Big daddy can knot me anytime. My tentacle, his knot? We’d be unstoppable.
So much butt stuff, oh yeah, and Larkin is a virgin…if you’re into that trope?
My favorite scene was in Holt’s room during the work party. I love Seb.
Again, another cute, funny, and whimsical story that made me want to get into wrestling. I stayed for the romance and all the butt stuff.
Taking requests for a Goliaths’ invite. Drop me a line if you got a ticket…I wonder if I have a banjo string. I’ll ask Gretel
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Baby Duskwalker….sooo cute. I want a dark blob that snuggles me. I’ll inquire on how to obtain such a thing.
I relate to Magnar. When I came to this planet I didn’t know anything about humans or the world. I relied on Gretel a lot.
Delora helps Magnar understand the world. Then bro get’s big and smart by eating more humans to protect his family. Maybe I should try to eat a human…nah! Too dry.
Totally a HEA and Delora finds herself and isn’t depressed anymore blah blah.
I am more interested in that purple tentacle so the last chapter or two were my heaven. Delora gets it and so does Groan.
Come for a story of self-discovery, growing, and accepting yourself and your faults. Stay for that monster dick.
P.S. The book is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, but we recommend the Audiobook version as Magnar’s voice really hits that spot
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There is no stopping me from rubbing myself on forks now. Who’s ready to take me out for dinner?
I don’t know what WW2 is, but apparently humans made super-humans and then turned them into forks. That’s all book 1 told me.
I better find one in my next fork adventure. I’ll tell Gretel to get us more forks and that maybe we should move to Rhode Island. That’s where the sentient forks live I suppose.
A message form a human
Yes, this is a story about a sentient fork that, yes, gets fucked in order to turn into a man. Don’t worry, by book two they’ve figured out that you don’t actually have to fuck the utensils. Our book 1 FMC is just that cool.
As Groan has said, it was a government experiment (I assume U.S.), but I’ll need to re-read to be certain.
The FMC is such a smart, strong, independent woman that she helps the MMC figure it all out.
Oh, the MMC is like a hot military dude form the 1940’s or something, so if that’s your thing this story is for you. There is obviously smut in this story, and no the damn tines don’t go inside. That would be torture. It’s more of a vibration thing okay.
It’s actually a 4 book series that I do highly suggest reading. Each utensil is destined to a different person, and by book 4 we get a bit of a reverse harem situation happening.
In today’s chaotic world we need some literary entertainment in all its forms.
P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is free with Audible Subscription and the Kindle version is also free with KindleUnlimited
Butt plugs! Yes please! In what color?! I am asking everyone I meet for one and what their favorite is. Send them my way, unused preferred.
Wrestling?! Where do I sign up? I made Gretel watch it with me, but what she showed me didn’t seem as fun as Goliaths.
Now I am waiting for an invite to Goliaths because it’s exclusive and Gretel can’t afford the live streaming service. Poor!
Drop that invite!
In all seriousness it’s totally a HEA and super cute. Dudes find their happiness and like, run off into the distance together. Gross! Also, like jelly though.
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No one knows a blue alien better than me, but this vibration thing?! Sign me up! I can vibrate myself?! Yes!
I assume it hasn’t happened to me yet because I haven’t found THE ONE. MY MATE! All blue aliens resonate, right?! Right?!
Turns out not all blue aliens are built the same. They have no seam! NO SEAM! I will look into getting an upgrade and having a spur installed.
I too crash landed and met a local human to care for me and show me where things are. You’d think it was one of those alien autobiographies, but NO resonance.
Just weird furry beast that live here too plus THE MAN Gretel insists on calling her mate 🙄
I hate him.
P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is free with Audible Subscription and the Kindle version is also free with KindleUnlimited
Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤ Plus they sign books and have swag
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