forks – Puppets & Paperbacks

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A message from Groan

There is no stopping me from rubbing myself on forks now. Who’s ready to take me out for dinner?

I don’t know what WW2 is, but apparently humans made super-humans and then turned them into forks. That’s all book 1 told me.

I better find one in my next fork adventure. I’ll tell Gretel to get us more forks and that maybe we should move to Rhode Island. That’s where the sentient forks live I suppose.

A message form a human

Yes, this is a story about a sentient fork that, yes, gets fucked in order to turn into a man. Don’t worry, by book two they’ve figured out that you don’t actually have to fuck the utensils. Our book 1 FMC is just that cool.

As Groan has said, it was a government experiment (I assume U.S.), but I’ll need to re-read to be certain.

The FMC is such a smart, strong, independent woman that she helps the MMC figure it all out.

Oh, the MMC is like a hot military dude form the 1940’s or something, so if that’s your thing this story is for you. There is obviously smut in this story, and no the damn tines don’t go inside. That would be torture. It’s more of a vibration thing okay.

It’s actually a 4 book series that I do highly suggest reading. Each utensil is destined to a different person, and by book 4 we get a bit of a reverse harem situation happening.

In today’s chaotic world we need some literary entertainment in all its forms.

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