Book 1 of the Murderbot Diaries is very entertaining and felt fast paced to me because of all the action. It’s now a comfort book.
Graphic Audio was best and I only listen to this version *Swoon*
Oh, and this book series (Books 1 – 4) are very short reads. About 2 – 3 hours of listening.
Sometimes I feel like Murderbot. Humans are weird and kind of annoying, but I guess like him, I should also learn to adapt.
Some similarities to the television series, but also different. In the book we are left with the cliffhanger of who is GrayCris and what do they want? Not sure about the tv show.
My first Brandon Sanderson book and boy was it adorable.
Tress of the Emerald Sea is whimsical and funny. Finally a female lead character that is actually leading. There are also quite a few female characters who have main roles in this story.
Love the world building and the idea of a waterless ocean, of course, set in the Cosmere Universe. The waterless ocean reminded me of the video game Death Stranding a little bit.
The story is narrated by the character Hoid who is part of the Cosmere Universe.The Graphic Audio is a must listen to.
The voice of Hoid is great and I absolutely love the character, Ulaam. Always wanting body parts. How dreamy!
After listening to this story I am left with cups. Thinking about cups and wondering about them.
I should be clear with you. This is a Barnibus Quill book. There is magic, sabotage, love, and world building that plays into the characters and the story.
There are peppers of spice throughout the book, but the Ruby Dixon Groan and most of you have come to love occurs towards the end of the book. Like the last 100 pages. You’re just teased the entire story with that sweet release.
I call it her romantasy series and I think you should all start doing that ❤
I loved the fledgling group and honestly, I think I could be in it. Like I could totally be in Aspeth’s group. We would rock it.
I am also obsessed with Slitherskins and need to be friends with them ASAP. If any one knows where they hang out, hit a Lindwyrm up.
P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is gold. You should listen too 🙂
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I love Larkin and wish I wandered into his lovely family. I could definitely get into making bread.
Ummm… hold the door for Seb. Big daddy can knot me anytime. My tentacle, his knot? We’d be unstoppable.
So much butt stuff, oh yeah, and Larkin is a virgin…if you’re into that trope?
My favorite scene was in Holt’s room during the work party. I love Seb.
Again, another cute, funny, and whimsical story that made me want to get into wrestling. I stayed for the romance and all the butt stuff.
Taking requests for a Goliaths’ invite. Drop me a line if you got a ticket…I wonder if I have a banjo string. I’ll ask Gretel
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I love good tentacle representation, but so far they’ve all been purple. What about blue and yellow?
I should also ask my genitals what their name is. What’s your genitals name? I’ll ask Gretel if this is a human thing.
This story only tells facts. The GS-75 alien will invade your body and control your genitals. It is true. I wonder if the author had this happen to them…
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Baby Duskwalker….sooo cute. I want a dark blob that snuggles me. I’ll inquire on how to obtain such a thing.
I relate to Magnar. When I came to this planet I didn’t know anything about humans or the world. I relied on Gretel a lot.
Delora helps Magnar understand the world. Then bro get’s big and smart by eating more humans to protect his family. Maybe I should try to eat a human…nah! Too dry.
Totally a HEA and Delora finds herself and isn’t depressed anymore blah blah.
I am more interested in that purple tentacle so the last chapter or two were my heaven. Delora gets it and so does Groan.
Come for a story of self-discovery, growing, and accepting yourself and your faults. Stay for that monster dick.
P.S. The book is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription, but we recommend the Audiobook version as Magnar’s voice really hits that spot
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There is no stopping me from rubbing myself on forks now. Who’s ready to take me out for dinner?
I don’t know what WW2 is, but apparently humans made super-humans and then turned them into forks. That’s all book 1 told me.
I better find one in my next fork adventure. I’ll tell Gretel to get us more forks and that maybe we should move to Rhode Island. That’s where the sentient forks live I suppose.
A message form a human
Yes, this is a story about a sentient fork that, yes, gets fucked in order to turn into a man. Don’t worry, by book two they’ve figured out that you don’t actually have to fuck the utensils. Our book 1 FMC is just that cool.
As Groan has said, it was a government experiment (I assume U.S.), but I’ll need to re-read to be certain.
The FMC is such a smart, strong, independent woman that she helps the MMC figure it all out.
Oh, the MMC is like a hot military dude form the 1940’s or something, so if that’s your thing this story is for you. There is obviously smut in this story, and no the damn tines don’t go inside. That would be torture. It’s more of a vibration thing okay.
It’s actually a 4 book series that I do highly suggest reading. Each utensil is destined to a different person, and by book 4 we get a bit of a reverse harem situation happening.
In today’s chaotic world we need some literary entertainment in all its forms.
P.S. The Audiobook, which we recommend, is free with Audible Subscription and the Kindle version is also free with KindleUnlimited
Butt plugs! Yes please! In what color?! I am asking everyone I meet for one and what their favorite is. Send them my way, unused preferred.
Wrestling?! Where do I sign up? I made Gretel watch it with me, but what she showed me didn’t seem as fun as Goliaths.
Now I am waiting for an invite to Goliaths because it’s exclusive and Gretel can’t afford the live streaming service. Poor!
Drop that invite!
In all seriousness it’s totally a HEA and super cute. Dudes find their happiness and like, run off into the distance together. Gross! Also, like jelly though.
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Puppets & Paperbacks 