Puppets & Paperbacks

Category: Groan

  • Hello Nurse! by Nicole Parker

    Hello Nurse! by Nicole Parker

    ARC Copy: Hello Nurse! By Nicole Parker part of the Ghostlight Falls Series

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    I think we call this a MMFMFF, but there’s only four of them so you get it! 

    I don’t know if there is any relation to the American animated series Anamaniacs!, but they look like the grown up version of them. 

    They kind of have the same bond except they all bang each other and nurse Rebecca. 

    It turns out they’re part of an experiment and they escape. It’s giving animal liberation

    In order to stay hidden they need to perform some spell with a demon blooded human. Thank the stars they found Rebecca or I guess banged Rebecca. That’s what you need to do to enact the protection spell thing. 

    Anyways, I need to find me a nurse Rebecca. Also, it seems each one has a speciality for nurse Rebecca 😉

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    To find out more snag your copy on September 26th only on Amazon.

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  • The Ghostlight Review

    The Ghostlight Review

    The Ghostlight Review a magazine for the town of Ghostlight Falls

    Snag your FREE copy at  https://glfseries.com/

    If you have no idea why I am going on an adventure then check out this magazine

    In it you’ll see there are great ball games. That’s a thing on this planet, right?

    Also, I have my eye on a cute turtle so the Ruf N Tumble we shall go!

    I don’t have a butthole, but at least in Ghostlight Falls I can bottom out at the Wonder Hole. Why would I not go?!

    Make sure to get a copy and join the fun!

  • The Glory Whole Redemption by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Redemption by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Redemption by Sabrina Cross

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    Turns out even witches make mistakes #itwasallamissunderstanding

    Josh is the name of the glory hole in the wall. He’s had a rough two years getting pegged, but having no release. 

    Thankfully we find out he makes it back into his human form and still loves to be pegged. 

    I wonder if he misses his wall form? Do you think he’d go back to wall form? Do I have a wall form? What’s your wall form?

    At least this second chance story end in a happily ever after for the wall..I mean Josh, finally!

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  • The Scottish Sphinx by B. P. Gilmore

    The Scottish Sphinx by B. P. Gilmore

    The Scottish Sphinx by B. P. Gilmore found in the anthology Moist! An Ode to Monster Romance and The World’s Most Hated Word

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    This is part of an anthology series called Moist! An Ode To Monster Romance and The World’s Most Hated Word which will no longer be available after October 2025.

    Snag your copy while you can 🙂

    I didn’t know I could fall in love with a Sphinx! Now I want one just not sure how I feel about the butt tattoo. Can we negotiate what it looks like or says?

    Fat appreciation! The FMC is fat and the sphinx loves to face sit 😉

    It’s also a fated bond/mates story with mind speaking. Kind of like romantasy, but 100% monster smut with those double dongs

    It’s a well written story you should all read and I am still trying to figure out which part of the sphinx is Scottish.

    Let me know when you word play with a Sphinx next so I can join ❤

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  • The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Experiment by Sabrina Cross

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    Do you have a best friend? Get their daddy and take him to the glory hole because now he’s your daddy * wink*

    Oh I am sorry, were you going to a kink club with your bff for her 21st birthday?!

    Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!!

    No penetration just like mouth stuff

    No protection either so be warned. This daddy goes in raw 

    Unfortunately, for the wall he finds his sensation in his eggplant with no release. This is new so maybe things are starting to change for the wall?!

    Gonna go talk to my favorite wall now *wink*

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  • The Glory Whole Package By Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Package By Sabrina Cross

    The Glory Whole Package by Sabrina Cross

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    Who knew walls had holes in them for a purpose?

    Well, be careful when you eggplant those walls because they’re alive. 

    Turns out they’ve been cursed and can’t feel any pleasure. What a miserable life.

    Lucky for everyone who uses the wall seems to fall in love so HEA for everyone, but the wall

    I mean, where do you go form here as the wall?

    BRB gonna go make myself a glory hole ❤

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  • Cheap Heat: Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3 by Lily Mayne

    Cheap Heat: Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3 by Lily Mayne

    Book 3 of Goliaths of Wrestling

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    Dullahan Dan is my dream! *Swoon*

    My favorite scene is Dullahan Dan in his all black latex suit costume playing D&D with Rafe and his friends. The squeaking noise was my favorite part. 

    I wonder what it would be like to have a head that separates from your body. Imagine all the things I could do…

    I kind of want to start dressing like a cowboy now with extra short shorts! I am sensing a cowboy theme with this series…

    Rafe is a butt virgin so if you like that trope, this is the book for you.

    Again, still waiting for my ride to Goliaths. Hit an alien up!

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  • Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 3 by Ruth Cardello

    Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance Book 3 by Ruth Cardello

    Knifed:  A Lighthearted Utensil Romance book 3 by Ruth Cardello

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    There is robot representation in this book and I love it 

    You know, I have a robot best friend named Boo. I will tell Boo to read this book for robot representation

    If you are interested in science and the reason why WW2 military men were turned into  utensils, Knifed is for you.

    Don’t worry Ashley and Ray love each other without science.

    We also find out that the Black SUV wasn’t trying to steal utensils. I can go outside with my fork, spoon, and knife now. 

    I understand, it’s a knife, so this WW2 military man learned how to turn himself human before any vibrations happened as a knife.

    Phew if you ask me. I was worried about my tentacles.

    P.S. The book is free with a KindleUnlimited subscription.

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  • Clean Finish Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Clean Finish Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling by Lily Mayne

    Book 2 of Goliaths of Wrestling

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    I love Larkin and wish I wandered into his lovely family. I could definitely get into making bread. 

    Ummm… hold the door for Seb. Big daddy can knot me anytime. My tentacle, his knot? We’d be unstoppable. 

    So much butt stuff, oh yeah, and Larkin is a virgin…if you’re into that trope?

    My favorite scene was in Holt’s room during the work party. I love Seb. 

    Again, another cute, funny, and whimsical story that made me want to get into wrestling. I stayed for the romance and all the butt stuff. 

    Taking requests for a Goliaths’ invite. Drop me a line if you got a ticket…I wonder if I have a banjo string. I’ll ask Gretel

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  • Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space by Sabrina Cross

    Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space by Sabrina Cross

    A Sentient penis story

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    I love good tentacle representation, but so far they’ve all been purple. What about blue and yellow?

    I should also ask my genitals what their name is. What’s your genitals name? I’ll ask Gretel if this is a human thing.

    This story only tells facts. The GS-75 alien will invade your body and control your genitals. It is true. I wonder if the author had this happen to them…

    So glad it worked out for our girl Sybil. 

    You want tentacles and HEA come to Sentient Pen15

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