Puppets & Paperbacks

Category: Groan

  • Twi-Flight by Luna Cantrip

    Twi-Flight by Luna Cantrip

    Twi-Flight by Luna Cantrip part of the Ghostlight Falls series.

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    You will fall hard for chicken in this Hallmarkesque story.

    Ghostlight Falls is a small town, but there’s some drama in this story. Two men fight for one woman, well….towards the end they do.

    Alice, the chicken becomes your new bestfriend.

    You’ll also learn to confront your past and rebuild those wounds into a new bright future with your chicken mate…boyfriend…lover…chicken-man

    There is a special eggplant so you’ll need to read to find out what kind, but don’t worry it’s not too graphic. More on the beginner spice side. Suitable for your grandma who hasn’t seen a special eggplant

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    To see what other things Luna Cantrip has written or get a physical copy of Twi-Flight check out her website here

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  • Vixen on the Vine by Jillian Graves

    Vixen on the Vine by Jillian Graves

    Vixen on the Vine by Jillian Graves part of the Moist! Anthology short stories

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    If you think you love nature you’ve clearly never met Creature. This earthen monster LOVES nature.

    He also takes his job very seriously, which is to protect nature btw. So much so he made some some disrespectful humans paid the price for polluting.

    Its giving Luigi Mangioni

    The FMC is a witch and a very pent-up, frustrated type of witch. You know where I am going.

    Creature just reminds her what it means to let go and stress less. He also shows her the power she has inside of her.

    You know, like a true gentleman does.

    Also, Creature may or may not have a leaf eggplant along with his not leaf eggplant. Whose to say. I guess you gotta read it.

    Snag your copy of Moist! Anthology only on Amazon until October 2025

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  • Taking a Tumble by Clover Holloway

    Taking a Tumble by Clover Holloway

    Taking a Tumble by Clover Holloway part of the Ghostlight Falls series

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    If you need even more reason to visit Ghostlight Falls this story will seal the deal. Assuming you like cozy romances, of course.

    A demon with two eggplants

    An FMC who loves a good kink

    Big boy MMC who can dom in the sheets

    Both pierced everywhere for his and her pleasure

    Add in cozy erotica

    Best short story ever!

    This is a HEA story like, they end up getting married type HEA

    Don’t worry, you do not have to wait long for them to get naked. It’s almost instant with these two ❤

    His name is Arlo and we love him, as I knew we would.

    You can catch him and his red balloon at Ruff ‘N’ Tumble pet shop with Kaz and Tabi

    Preorder directly from Clover Holloway

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  • The Mer-Mate by Ellory Douglas

    The Mer-Mate by Ellory Douglas

    The Mer-Mate by Ellory Douglas

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    This is my first mermaid or rather merman story and boy do we need more of them. I wonder if all mermen stories have companion animals as well?

    This is a STEM heavy story with a 30+ FMC who is searching for her merman, though she doesn’t know that’s what she’s doing. The search takes place in Canada.

    She must choose between the land life or the sea. I can’t tell you which one, you’ll have to read it to find out.

    Interesting underwater breathing system that is both scientifically inaccurate (obviously) and also makes sense for the story.

    The author has stated this was inspired by Ruby Dixon’s Ice Planet Barbarians and so the smut be smutting.

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    Preorder from Ellory Douglas directly book out September 22nd

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  • Defined and Defiled by Elsie Le Plant

    Defined and Defiled by Elsie Le Plant

    Defined and Defiled by Elsie Le Plant is part of the Ghostlight Falls series

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    We’ve been calling it the “smutty pagemaster” story. Obviously the MMC is a book so you can see where we were going there. However, it turns out the spine is not where the face is and has other purposes * wink*

    The story centers on a teacher in Ghostlight Falls and the school there. We learn there is a ghost receptionist at the school, which makes sense.

    There are also a lot of puns and 90’s references and you’ll need to read the story to find out why.

    We learned there may be other uses for ribbon books marks and that you can in fact fly on a book.

    There is a mystery that needs to be solved and it kind of is. We obviously need there to be a book two to answer some of the other question that arise.

    Out September 24th

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  • Her Wonderful Wonder Belle by Sylvia Morrow

    Her Wonderful Wonder Belle by Sylvia Morrow

    Her Wonderful Wonder Belle by Sylvia Morrow is part of the Ghostlight Falls series

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    Did you ever eat that bubble gum that came in the baseball packaged paper? Big League Chew? Well, this story is like that bubble gum.

    It’s a F/F story as well as a human an a 2D human story? One of them is paper. It’s magic, you know how it goes. Also, the paper human is also made of bubble gum. It’s a whole thing, Bubbles.

    The underworld is associated with this story, but you’ll need to read it to find out how. It’s quite the twist.

    Oh, this isn’t a sports romance, but it has the theme of sports in it. If your here for the sentient object romance and magic stuff of Ghostlight Falls you’re in the right place.

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    Pre-Order your copy today form Sylvia Morrow here out September 29th

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  • Paper and Passion by Thea Masen

    Paper and Passion by Thea Masen

    Paper and Passion by Thea Masen part of the Ghostlight Falls stories

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    Sheety Stationary the store, really stole my breath away ❤ it’s a store that is alive. I love when it just gets up and walks around. Oh Sheety *swoon*

    This is an alien romance...well, it’s a thruple romance. There is breeding and there is eventually going to be a child. It’s part of the breeding.

    However, I learned these are different aliens from The Close Encounter of the Ghostlight Falls kind. These ones drove into town as opposed to crash landing into town.

    Tillie is the FMC and she is a hot mess. Her life has just kind of blown up on her and she could really use some help. So glad she found her well dressed and put together aliens to help her.

    We again get to meet new people of Ghostlight Falls and we get to see Mappy who seems like a nice guy who flirts with everyone and does pushups on the steps of the visitor center. Seems fine.

    Preorder your copy today. Out September 16th

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  • Bread by the Grim by Dakota Cockaday

    Bread by the Grim by Dakota Cockaday

    Bread by the Grim by Dakota Cockaday

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    What is he?! He calls himself a gremlin so….whatever he is, we are into it and want our own *drool*

    Not only do you learn more about the town of Ghostlight Falls, but also the people and the bakery. The MMC is named Grim and he’s looking for help

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    We love a male who knows how to be in the kitchen. Give us all the bread and baked goods with that eggplant *wink*

    Oh yeah, there’s lots of breeding, but don’t worry no babies. Just a lot of milk, if you know what we mean

    There is also a cat and then a new animal companion that’s a lupig…I think it’s called Charlie…I don’t remember. Too much milk.

    There’s also fighting with a goatman who is also the fire department so not sure if they’ll get saved in the future.

    Anyways, don’t forget to stop by Grim’s on your tour through Ghostlight Falls

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  • My Rocky Fate by Emilia Abraham

    My Rocky Fate by Emilia Abraham

    My Rocky Fate by Emilia Abraham found in the Moist! Anthology

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    I think I am now in love with GARGOYLES 

    This is a found family story, so if your biological family also sucks, My Rocky Fate may ease your soul, and you too will be on the hunt for some gargoyles of your own 🙂

    There are three of them btw. THREE! Some of the positions they get themselves into I could read for another 100 pages *drool* 

    There is a very neat aspect in this story that I can not spoil, so you NEEED to go purchase your copy today before OCTOBER 2025 when you no longer can :( 

    If you come across Gargoyles let Groan know!

    Remember this short story is found in the monster romance anthology Moist! available only on Amazon before October 2025

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  • Close Encounter of the Ghostlight Falls Kind by Dakota Cockaday

    Close Encounter of the Ghostlight Falls Kind by Dakota Cockaday

    Close Encounter of the Ghostlight Falls Kind by Dakota Cockaday

    If you read The Ghostlight Review then you read the report of what occurred the night the UFO landed. 

    This TRUE story is told by a journalist and contains both the police report and first hand accounts of these aliens and what occurred. 

    If you are into solving mysteries and aliens then I suggest you check out this FREE story. 

    I am telling you know, if you read this, you too will want to travel to Ghostlight Falls. I always have room in my car. I have to, I can’t drive

    Grab your FREE copy today!