Author: puppetsandpaperbacks

  • Space Vampire: Scared Sexy Collection by Ruby Dixon

    Space Vampire: Scared Sexy Collection by Ruby Dixon

    Space Vampire: Scared Sexy Collection by Ruby Dixon

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    This is another story in the Amazon Original Series Scared Sexy Collection

    This is also another story by the GOAT author Ruby Dixon, so it’s an auto-read/listen for us.

    This is a short so the story moves at that pace. The good thing is in this story the FMC, Dana, and the MMC, are stranded and they’re stuck on the shape as long as the length of the story.

    This is a HEA story don’t worry and the goal of the story is to leave the ship. Locations are as follows, ship, pod, potentially home.

    The gist of the story is the FMC and MMC, one was abducted by bad aliens and the other was created by the bad aliens. The FMC and MMC is united by their hatred of these other aliens.

    They’re mostly figuring out how to escape the stranded ship. Of course, one of them has to feed and that’s where things get a little spicy.

    It’s a fun alien romance and you should listen to it while taking a bubble bath 🙂

    Graphic Audio is chef’s kiss, but duet audio works too

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  • My Boyfriends Are All Monsters: Scared Sexy Collection by Kimberly Lemming

    My Boyfriends Are All Monsters: Scared Sexy Collection by Kimberly Lemming

    My Boyfriends Are All Monsters: Scared Sexy Collection by Kimberly Lemming

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    This is part of Audibles Originals Scared Sexy Collection

    The audiobook is gold and we only suggest this as the proper way to read this story. The voice actors do such a wonderful job *swoon*

    It is also a spicy story, but more of a slow burn as the real spice starts towards the end of the story. You will not be disappointed * wink*

    The FMC is on a hiking/camping trip.. We forgot which it was, but think it’s a camping trip. Anyways, she happens to be with garabge people, but thankfully she has cell reception so she can talk with her real friends. This comes up again in the story.

    She gets left behind or ditched. She wonders off and makes a wish by tossing something in a well. As how all wishes are made, duh!

    This sparks the unusual happening. We can’t go into further detail because it’s just so weird and fun. You HAVE to read it, or Listen to is as we suggest.

    The ending is worth it especially if you’re already a monster girlie and have wanted ALL the monsters *wink*

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  • Just a Small Town Orc by Bevin Shea

    Just a Small Town Orc by Bevin Shea

    Just a Small Town Orc by Bevin Shea

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    Another Kinktober story that you HAVE to read!

    We have another fat, feisty, red-head FMC. She’s super bad ass because she does not let any man disrespect her *drool*

    She’s human and her brother-in-law is a vampire ,which is why she finds herself in this supernatural town.

    The MMC, who is an Orc, but also a baseball coach is like a tough guy, but not really. He like plays one in real life, but deep down he’s a softy. As I assume most Orcs are.

    This is a fated mates, HEA story and boy is it spicy!

    It’s also kind of like a sports romance. I mean, there is basbeball in this and the MMC is a coach so we’re just going to tell people we also read sports romances. We’re not wrong.

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  • Sating the Satyr by Biblio Barbie

    Sating the Satyr by Biblio Barbie

    Sating the Satyr part of the Kinktober collection by Biblio Barbie

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    This is another Kinktober series and again, you NEED to read ALL of them.

    This one is all kinks *drool* There is some dom/sub play as well as light pegging and wiping *giggles*

    In short, it’s a Satyr who is learning about his kinks and finds love. That’s the super short version.

    There is an actual story here. The MMC is different from his fellow Satyrs as he isn’t acting on his hedonistic urges. Which turns to be bad news for this guy because he is miserable.

    The FMC is a mistress. She’s also got a little bit of a past and her and the MMC are not so very different.

    There’s a little drama, but it’s super worth the read because romance * awwwwww* also kinks 🙂

    Go read this kinktober story. You will not be sorry!

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  • Ride a Wrangler

    Ride a Wrangler

    Ride a Wrangler : A Spicy Cowboy Story by JorJor Battle

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    This is our first cowboy romance and we may be hooked!

    This is another short part of the Kinktober series, which you should read ALL of them!

    The FMC is the daughter of a rancher, so in this story she’s like rich. She seems to not like the ranch life, or maybe she’s running from something. You’ll have to read it to find out.

    There’s an MMC whose obviously a hot wrangler. He’s hired by the rancher (the FMC’s dad). He’s all business and takes his job very seriously.

    This is also a second chance story along with the obvious HEA story. These two FMC and MMC have a past. The FMC is coming back to the ranch after being away at college.

    She goes on a horse ride and get’s stuck in a storm. She finds her way to the wrangler and things heat up.

    Be warned! There is temperature play in the form of branding, so you’ll absolutely need to read to see what we mean 🙂

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  • Stitched Up in You (Monster Bae Series Book 3)  by Jacklyn Hyde

    Stitched Up in You (Monster Bae Series Book 3)  by Jacklyn Hyde

    Stitched Up in You (Monster Bae Series Book 3)  by Jacklyn Hyde

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    We love Bernadette!

    You will too, but Frank (the MMC) will grow on you. Don’t worry!

    Real quick because we’re book besties. The story is about a hacker, Bernadette, who happens to maybe get something stolen from Franks company.

    Okay, now the fun stuff. Bernadette is amazing! She’s like a feisty short red-head, who is a genius at the keys and we mean keyboard not piano, but maybe she does know how to play the piano. We wouldn’t doubt her because she’s also hella cultured.

    Obviously she’s the hacker. The best part is she’s like the best in the human world and the supernatural world. Like, how is that even possible, but we love it.

    Oh she’s also a Fat FMC. Representation matters!

    Both FMC and MMC are pierced so if that’s your thing we gots it in this story. If not, it will now be. You’re welcome!

    This is a spicy story and also kind of a slow burn. It’s a story so like, there are breaks between their touching each other. However, they do get physical often so you’re warned.

    Go read it now and fall in love with monster romances 🙂

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  • Attempted Murder & Other Ways To Seduce Your Mate by Emma Eden

    Attempted Murder & Other Ways To Seduce Your Mate by Emma Eden

    Attempted Murder & Other Ways To Seduce Your Mate by Emma Eden Book 2 of The Cake Chaos Chronicles

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    This is book 2 of The Cake Chaos Chronicles

    This story focuses on Maggie the FMC and Noth the MMC. Maggie is a witch and Noth is an Elvin-Nightmare shifter.

    The story follows their love, like literally is all about Maggie trying to kill Noth, but then as fate would have it…fated mates.

    of course there’s fae politics, it wouldn’t be a romantasy without that. Noth has to defend his crown because some loser named like Steve or Brian or Brent * eye roll* tried to over throw Noth.

    For Maggie it’s more a story about grief and forgiveness. Like this girl needs some serious therapy, but is managing to work her way through all that shit.

    Though the themes are heavy the story is actually very funny, light, and very very spicy. Like, Noth is a pierced and a well packing dude. It’s like high level spice for a romantasy and happens a lot. Honestly, we could’ve done with more it just fits their characters so well.

    Go dive into this series and don’t start with book 2 like we did. Out October 24th go pre-order it now

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  • The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me by Santana Knox

    The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me by Santana Knox

    Audiobook for The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me by Santana Knox

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    “All the good girls bite so remember to chew”

    Hurry and listen to this book like we did. It has wonderful quotes, like the one above, and will also have you giggling and rooting for the bad guys to lose.

    This is a sapphic story (F/F) with beginner level spice. If you’re new to sapphic stories or new to having smut in your stories this is a great introduction to both.

    However, if you’re a seasoned smut reader this is just a regular book for you. You’ll enjoy the characters and the story *giggle*

    The story takes inspiration from Little Shop pf Horrors, but is not the story we know. It’s its own story with heart, humor, and light murder.

    Quickly without giving away too much, it’s about a witch who has a shop and maybe magicked a little too much a Venus Fly Trap. Then there’s another FMC who is well connected politically and maybe a little on the wealthy side, but hates her life and his miserable. Her family hates her.

    The two of them figure out their love for each other, figure out themselves, do a light murder, and ride off into the sunset together.

    Go listen to it like we did because the voice actors are fantastic!

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    Graphic Audio is chef’s kiss btw

  • All I Wanted Was To Read Books But I Became A Space Pirate Instead by Petra Palerno

    All I Wanted Was To Read Books But I Became A Space Pirate Instead by Petra Palerno

    All I wanted was to read books but i became a space pirate instead by Petra Palerno Book 4 of the Bubble Babies.

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    A wonderful ending to the cutest series, The Bubble Babes.

    This is book 4 and does a great job of ending not just this book, but the entire series in a HEA.

    In this particular story our FMC, Kamari is on a mission to write her own story. Everything was obviously taken form her when she was abducted by the aliens.

    Now, She’s doing whatever she can to do things on her terms. She stows away on a pirate spaceship. She meets the caption, you’ll need to read the story to see how they meet.

    The captan obviously dislikes her and wishes she wasn’t on his ship, but they do have to play pretend mates though to complete their mission.

    Turns out both their missions align so they can save the humans together. Obviously along the way they fall for each other. It is a steamy book, but like maybe a medium heat.

    There is a great side-character that I hope we get a story about. There is also some funny lines that make you chuckle out loud.

    Oh, and there is lots of adventure. Like these two get into a lot of trouble and have like two or three battles they have to blast their way out of.

    It’s quick, cute, and adventurous a great ending to a great story.

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  • Finding His Hen by Aria Maze

    Finding His Hen by Aria Maze

    Finding His Hen by Aria Maze

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    The first Duck-Shifter romance we have read and it’s super adorable and full of heart.

    It’s also hella steamy so get ready fro some duck penis. We also only believe duck penises to be how it is described in the book and will not accept scientific fact.

    In this world the shifters and non-shifters (humans) co-exsit, but there seems to still be some prejudice against shifters. Maybe it’s only certain types of shifters these prejudices occur.

    Well, our baby boo duck-shifter has gotten a lot of hate through out his life and he is not feeling too confident with sharing his shifting identity

    Thank fully the FMC is a boss babe who is done dealing with mens bullshit. Actually, this has nothing to do with the MMC, but We wanted you to know she means business.

    How they relate is she, the FMC, helps the MMC be confident and not insecure with who he is as a shifter. They also get freaky, did I already tell you that? This obviously helps the MMC out…a lot

    Go read the cute shifter story ❤

    Note from us: We’ll suggest places to read or listen, but whenever you can, go straight to the authors as it’s the kindest way to show love and support them ❤

    You can order Finding His Hen on Aria Maze’s website

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