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No one knows a blue alien better than me, but this vibration thing?! Sign me up! I can vibrate myself?! Yes!
I assume it hasn’t happened to me yet because I haven’t found THE ONE. MY MATE! All blue aliens resonate, right?! Right?!
Turns out not all blue aliens are built the same. They have no seam! NO SEAM! I will look into getting an upgrade and having a spur installed.
I too crash landed and met a local human to care for me and show me where things are. You’d think it was one of those alien autobiographies, but NO resonance.
Just weird furry beast that live here too plus THE MAN Gretel insists on calling her mate 🙄
I hate him.
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