by Opal Reyne
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Tentacles! I feel so seen
Gretel keeps telling me Orpheus isn’t real just because I need another person with a seam to talk to. Gretel has no such thing.
I am an audiobook Stan and I don’t know why you’d read this when you could just hear Orpheus talk to you like a voice mail message. I like those. Leave those for me.
His tentacles are also purple which, royalty!
I don’t understand the soul portion, but he eats them and then carries them on his head and you live forever. I wonder if I have a soul. If I ever meet Orpheus I’ll ask him and if not, I’ll just hang out on his head too like Reia does sometimes...seems cozy
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